Part of my new life is I have to intake 10 g of salt a day. Yes...10 grams!! The average person has about 3-4.5 g a day. I also get the pleasure of drinking 2.5 liters of water a day. I'm supposed to drink Gatorade but i'd almost rather drink gator pee...I said almost.
I pour it on my food, in my drinks, and guzzle it plain because the salt tablets that have been prescribed to me cause instant up chuck.
You ever need to get poison out? Just throw one of those monsters down ya and out it'll come!
Still with all the guzzling and chugging back i'm not getting even close to the suggested amount.
My dad's threatening to install a salt lick in the back yard for me.
... he loves me so much?
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